gr33kg0ds:

gr33kg0ds:

• “but if you’re here, who’s guarding hades?” — holt (s2, ep2)
  
• “should we play capture the flag?” — jake (s2, ep5)
  
• “thank you, terry’s fanny, and thank you poseidon, great god of the sea!” — gina (s2, ep12)
• the character, “hercules thikalonos,” eleanor’s husband
  
• “how poetic. it will hang just out of reach, like tantalus’s fruit.” — holt (s5, ep4)
  
• “yes, that’s where i got the inspiration from, greek mythology, not an episode of the nickelodeon show, ‘guts.’”— jake (s5, ep4)
  
• “i’ve already got my cover story worked out. my name is dante thunderstone. i stole my first car at the tender age of nine.” — jake / “you had to fend for yourself since your mother was struck by lightning.” — doug judy / “while she was pregnant with me. she passed. i lived. some say that makes zeus my dad.” — jake (s2 ep10)
  

when will andy samberg tell us the truth

missed one: 

“it’s not chilly, it’s as cold as the waters of cocytus, the frozen lake of hell.” — holt (s3 ep10)